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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 12:08

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Do happily married husbands cheat?
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
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No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
In bed, not in music, which is better, a drummer or a bass player?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
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So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
How can I effectively remove vocals from a song without affecting the music quality?
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
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Next, they tried...
No way
They put up a sign reading
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