What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 12:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

Do happily married husbands cheat?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

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No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

This researcher claims that only one thing is missing for human life expectancy to exceed 1,000 years. - Farmingdale Observer

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

In bed, not in music, which is better, a drummer or a bass player?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

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So they tried

Thumbs down again.

Freaks and Cheeks

How can I effectively remove vocals from a song without affecting the music quality?

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

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Next, they tried...

No way

They put up a sign reading

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